The Reason None Of Us Could Ever Quit Our Day Jobs
Sure, you might take one look at this band’s keen fashion sense, pimped-out van and devilish good looks, and you’d assume (naturally) that Just the Tip is doing alright for itself. Well, I’m here to tell you that the above statement is only about 85% true. Just the Tip from a business standpoint is barely breaking even, due mostly to the fact that we all have major drinking problems. Observe this bar tab from last Saturday’s show:
Nothing quite like 42 drinks to really take the edge off. And the real kicker is that some of us were also running separate tabs of our own. Ok, maybe that was just me. Point is, if you were considering taking a suck from the Just the Tip teet, remember that we’re all dudes and that would make you gay.