People Need to Lay Off ‘Con Air’

• April 30, 2010
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• The Tip
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I know it’s a running gag to crap on Nick Cage, but I actually enjoy Con Air. I’m a huge fan of any movie where they give you the rundown of all the characters and explain why they’re “the best” at something. Just once I’d love to have that happen to me:

Me: “Why do you guys need me for this job?”
Guy: “Because you’re the best.”

You may have to wait for a commercial to run before the video plays. Thanks to Fighty for the link.