Tino’s Workout Secrets Revealed

Lately people have been mistaking our very own guitarist Tino for legendary bodybuilder Jay Cutler. I’ve heard him questioned numerous times over the past weeks on just what it is he’s doing to get that Cutleresque physique, and being nothing, if not mysterious, Tino is hesitant to give up his secret. After catching him practicing his “3 ball punching bag” before our gig last week I learned of his secret.

I present to you his surefire RESULTS workout…

I also hear that its vital to listen to “Better off Alone” for the duration of said workout.

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