Recapping the “Big Rich T Invitational”

The Rich T Invitational Golf Outing was once again a sweeping success, which of course means it was a total disaster. Drinking at a beer-a-hole pace in the 90 degree heat means that my father was thoroughly embarrassed for the 6th consecutive year. Considering that my memory of the day could be considered a slide show at best, I’ll complete this blog post via the majesty of the drunken cell-phone picture.

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Forget about the farmer’s tan or even the watch tan – the sock tan is where it’s at!

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This is what happens when you play golf in corduroy pants in August.

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“And for my 14th encore, I’ll be performing ‘Mony Mony’ by Billy Idol…”

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Knippy not only hogs the road, but hogs the damn microphone in Rock Band. Notice the mysteriously broken chair in the background.

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Since driving a car was completely out of the question, late-night Rascal races were the next best thing

Anyone interested in joining the outing next year, let me know. All of the proceeds go to local charities.

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