If You’re Farrah Fawcett, How Pissed Are You Right Now?
Super pissed. I mean, besides the obvious bummer of not being alive anymore, you just happen to die on the same day as Michael Jackson. It’s pretty much the ultimate one-up. By the way, does anyone else find it ironic that on the day Michael Jackson died, SOMEONE ELSE died off an anally related disease? Never in a million years would I have guessed this. If you told me in 1999 that in 10 years Michael Jackson and Farrah Faucet would die on the same day, and one of their deaths would in some way be caused by a bum balloon knot, I would have definitely thrown a hundred bucks on MJ. Which reminds me, I owe Megna $100.
I’m still holding out hope that it was an anally induced heart attack that killed MJ. Welp, that’s enough disrespecting the dead for one week, see you next week in hell!