Someone Please Hire Mad Dog!!
At the time of this posting, former TIP drummer Mad Dog remains painfully unemployed and addicted to day-time television. I implore anyone in the food-service or house-keeping industries to throw a bone to MD. I have no idea what his work ethic is like, but I do know that he will sweat for you, literally sweat, for the entire work day. And then probably all the way home and well into the evening.
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