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Wedding Season Starts This Saturday

May 8, 2014 by  

Wedding Season Starts This Saturday

10 Weddings. 5 angry wives/girlfriends. 1 Bulgarian. From May through October we’ll be playing in 6 states over god-knows-how-many miles, with 90% of proceeds going to the closest Applebees franchise. If this doesn’t spell reality show, I don’t know what does. I’d list our itinerary but I’ll leave that to Chris Farley: Ever since the […]

R.I.P The Tip Van, 2008-2011

November 18, 2011 by  

Over the summer we had to finally say “goodbye” to our beloved Just the Tip Van due to a litany of mechanical ailments. We sure had some great memories in that thing, like the time it died on me and Chad leaving the shop where we bought it. Or the time it died in the […]

Let Me Get You Up To Speed

November 18, 2011 by  

Man, do we have some things to talk about!! It’s been a few months since we’ve updated the website, mostly because I grew tired of making superficial, semi-obvious jokes about my band mates. I thought I was better than all that but, clearly, I am not. None of us are. So here’s what’s been going […]

The Van Gets Hit. Again.

July 12, 2011 by  

Seriously, who the FUCK keeps hitting our van? This is getting out of control. It’s an 8500 lb purple van… how the hell do you not notice that thing when you’re backing up? Not to mention I consistently park it in the filthiest, most AIDS-infested area of Hoboken to keep it out of everyone’s way. […]

Texas Arizona 2010-2011 Schedule Starts This Saturday Night!

November 11, 2010 by  

Here’s a picture of us getting pulled over in the TIP Van because Chad and I weren’t wearing our seat belts. Ironically, the Van is about one loose lug-nut away from dropping a front wheel and taking out an entire farmer’s market full of tourists. Now, $130 later, I realize that seat belts are more […]

The TIP Van Gets A Bullshit Parking Ticket

November 11, 2010 by  

Is there such a thing as Vehicular Racism? Because I think the TIP Van may be a victim of that. Apparently some dickbag Hoboken parking cop hates purple Dodge vans with beavers on the side that may have been on fire at some point. They gave the TIP Van a ticket for parking too close […]

Some A-Hole Hit the TIP Van!!

May 19, 2010 by  

Outrage! I returned home last night to discover that some dickless scumbag had sideswiped the entire passenger side of our beloved TIP van. There’s a trucking company garage across from where it was parked, and judging by the length and height of the damage, it appears we were most likely clipped by a methed-out trucker […]

When the TIP Van Dies…

December 11, 2009 by  

We’ve been having some problems with the TIP van lately, so we’ve been out hunting for a suitable replacement. Chad found this gem in a parking deck last week: Needs some suspension work and shocks. Brakes, brake pads, lining, steering box, transmission, rear-end… Only $4800!

Who Wants to Go to Detroit with Me and Chad?

July 8, 2009 by  

We just stumbled across this 600+ mile race from NYC to Detroit taking place in August. Well it’s not really a race, per se, more of an Easter-egg hunt with checkpoints along the way and they give points for style, antics and navigational prowess. And you can use your own car (TIP Van) if you […]

Open Bar with the TIP this Friday Night at Turtle Bay!

March 3, 2009 by  

Join the TIP this Friday night as we team up with Absolut Vodka for our first show at Turtle Bay. Some may say we are selling out, but when you really think about it, we’ve been whoring our bodies to the booze industry for years so we may as well give them our souls too. […]