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People Need to Lay Off ‘Con Air’

April 30, 2010 by  

I know it’s a running gag to crap on Nick Cage, but I actually enjoy Con Air. I’m a huge fan of any movie where they give you the rundown of all the characters and explain why they’re “the best” at something. Just once I’d love to have that happen to me: Me: “Why do […]

Proof That You Can Never Have Too Much Nick Cage

March 2, 2010 by  

Long have I lamented the critical shortage of Nick Cage on this earth. Sure, some of you may be OK with waiting 6 months for Nick’s next monosyllabically titled action offering, but I’m not. And while all of you have been sitting on your asses, Chad found a website of people who are actually doing […]

Recapping the JTT Holiday Party

January 20, 2010 by  

I’ll tell you this: If you assemble Eric, Tino, Uncle Jaan and Nick Cage and pool together their collective awesomeness, you’re destined for one amazing Xmas Party. But you probably already knew that. Sorry that I can’t offer you much in the way of a recap (which I guess makes the title of this post […]

Eric Hearts Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies

August 26, 2009 by  

My well-documented love for Nick Cage and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson movies has long obscured Eric’s unbridled passion for all things Schwarzenegger. He watches Predator on AMC at least twice per week and washes that down with a steady viewing diet of The Running Man and Kindergarten Cop. Last year, he nearly ruined the Superbowl […]

What Twitter Tells Us About Our Friends

May 15, 2009 by  

I’ve been doing a bit of investigatory journalism (aka internet stalking) of my band mates and I’ve come across some startling revelations. Just when you think you know someone, you find out who they’re following on Twitter. Here’s a few highlights: Eric – Good Morning America, Heidi Montag, Paul Pierce and John McCain. For a […]

Is Anyone Else Weirded Out by Nick Cage’s Hair Helmet?

January 22, 2009 by  

I watched one of the latest offerings from Nick Cage last night and his hair helmet has now become a total distraction for me, bordering on obsession. Forget the fact that his hair is now darker than it was 10 years ago, or that he’s got the Flowbee-meets-Spaceballs helmet head – the luster is what […]