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Win a Fast Five Man-Date with Tino!

April 15, 2011 by  

Attention all JTT Fans: Enter today for a chance (nay, privilege) to go see the Fast Five with Tino on opening night. If you’ve spent the past decade waiting in earnest for Vin Diesel and The Rock to finally make a movie together, and you consider this to be your symbolical Passion of the Christ, […]

Lou Brown Dies, Chuck Sheen Lives

July 21, 2010 by  

Actor James Gammon, recognized as the fictitious Cleveland Indian’s manager Lou Brown in Major League, and more importantly a guiding light of inspiration to Just the Tip, has died this past week at age 70. Yet Chuck Sheen is still around beating the crap out of his women and ensuring prime time television remains utterly […]

Proof That You Can Never Have Too Much Nick Cage

March 2, 2010 by  

Long have I lamented the critical shortage of Nick Cage on this earth. Sure, some of you may be OK with waiting 6 months for Nick’s next monosyllabically titled action offering, but I’m not. And while all of you have been sitting on your asses, Chad found a website of people who are actually doing […]

Mel Gibson Poster Defaced, Eric Loses Faith in Humanity

February 22, 2010 by  

Someone in Tribeca is not a very big fan of Mel Gibson. I know, I didn’t think that was possible either. Shockingly, an Edge of Darkness poster at the Canal St subway station has been vandalized at least twice over the past month, presumably by the same person. A few weeks ago, I noticed that […]

In Honor of Groundhog Day

February 2, 2010 by  

Here’s a great clip from 1993 classic of the same name, with Bill Murray. I feel like this movie was on TV every 45 minutes when I was a kid and then it disappeared completely. Such a disappointment. Anyway, thanks to Uncle Jaan for sending me this clip and reminding my that today was in […]

Eric Gets Stuck in Elevator, Quotes ‘Die Hard’

December 17, 2009 by  

While most of us were lugging band equipment after our gig on Tuesday night, Eric was trapped in the elevator reciting quotes from the 80’s basic cable classic Die Hard. Luckily both Chad and Fighty were willing to drop everything and get it all on film. Then we wonder why it takes us 2 hours […]

Eric Hearts Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies

August 26, 2009 by  

My well-documented love for Nick Cage and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson movies has long obscured Eric’s unbridled passion for all things Schwarzenegger. He watches Predator on AMC at least twice per week and washes that down with a steady viewing diet of The Running Man and Kindergarten Cop. Last year, he nearly ruined the Superbowl […]

Does Anyone Else Confuse Kurt Russell with Patrick Swayze?

August 26, 2009 by  

Eric thinks I’m crazy but I get Kurt Russell and Patrick Swayze confused all the time. I feel like in the 80’s these two could have been brothers. Every movie they both wore the same super-tight, acid-washed jeans with the tucked-in sleeveless t-shirt and the overgrown mullet. Go back and watch “Road House” and “Big […]

Underrated Movie of the Week – Striking Distance (1993)

June 15, 2009 by  

I’ll walk you through a typical band conversation and you’ll see why we always want to kill each other. Fightmaster: Hey what’s the name of that movie with Bruce Willis where he’s the boat cop? Eric: Striking Distance Fightmaster: Yea, you know the one where he’s living on that boat with the chick from Sex […]

Underrated Movie of the Week: Copland (1997)

June 3, 2009 by  

How is it that I’ve seen Jurassic Park III about 700 times on basic cable but Copland gets no love? Seriously, TNT needs to pull their shit together. I can only watch Judge Dredd about 15 more times before I might entertain the thought of turning it off. Great ensemble cast of Stallone, Harvey […]